Category: Joke Board
Subject: football
The old folks no sooner hit the pillows when the old
man passes gas and
Says, "Seven Points," his wife rolls over and says,
"what in the world was
that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says"
Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another
one go and says, "Aha. I'm
ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone the wife rips out
another one and
says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little
squeaker and says, "Field goal,
I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressures on the old man.
He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains
real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's
got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."